Ultimate House Makeover with Remi Lastname

Follow local house flipper and TV star Remi Lastname as they bless unaware homeowners with the best of all surprises — The Ultimate House Makeover! Dispose of unneeded family heirlooms and furniture to make space for the latest and best in interior design, but keep an eye on the timer: you wouldn't want to be there when the homeowner comes back and spoil the surprise. 

Ultimate House Makeover airs every morning at 5/6 on REMMAX and STR1 (USA only, Ultimate House Makeover™   and Ultimate House Makeover: with Remi Lastname (yes, that's his actual last name - pronounced Lahst-nah-may)™  are trademarks of Remi Lastname Inc., subsidiary of Donut Jam Studios International).

For UK-based fans, The Great House Renovation™  can be enjoyed on Channel Remi. (UK only, The Great House Renovation™  and The UK's Great Surprise Home Improvement Show featuring Remi Lastname, pronounced best as Layst-nay-me™  are trademarks of The FizzMax & Remi Company, subsidiary of Donut Jam Studios International).

Due to unrelated ongoing legal procedures, optimisations in the in-out financial pipeline allow us to provide you with a newer, streamlined viewing experience. As such, a wonderfully expressive scribble embodies Remi™ in a newly designed, plant-based and recyclable set. Fossil-based pigments have been replaced with renewable, carbon-compensated, tree-derived products. We sincerely believe that our shared efforts in living simpler, holistic lives will pave the way for a more sustainable world.

Our corner-rounding initiative has led to 73% less time wasted by employees on video-game-type media in Q3, and we expect a further 27% improvement by Q4 once our staff-inspired feature optimisation takes effect. Following our commitment to a fairer society, we are inspired by their dedication to fair labor practices and will further support their temporary out-of-office and zero hour week approach to a better workplace by instating a voluntary net zero pay policy, thus eliminating any financial transaction-backed greenhouse gas emissions. 

The project's current status may therefore be understood as a testimony of our commitment, remaining a true reflection of our ideals and beliefs as they were and are — frozen in time so that all may enjoy it in its most pristine incarnation, born of our management's world-class ability to inspire the best from participating stakeholders. 

If you're a rockstar programmer with 20+ years experience in Swift, C# and Python, we are hiring! Please reach out to our HR department.*

*Only candidates with a PHD in both Kubernetes and AI-based blockchain metaverse website building are eligible for this internship. Must have SysAdmin and agile beekeeping experience. If you do not qualify, you may be interested by our reverse-internship track.